Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.
While attending a Marriage Weekend, Dave and his wife Linda listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

He then addressed the men. "Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?"

Dave leaned over, touched Linda's arm gently, and whispered, "Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?"

And thus began Dave's life of celibacy...