have a stalker named Bill! You know who you are! I absolutely hate YOU! He keeps hanging around my house despite my best efforts to be rid of him. I think he likes me! And when I finally get rid of him, he keeps coming back. I think he thinks he loves me! I think he has multiple personalities... He comes in many forms, telephone BILL, cable BILL, electric BILL, garbage BILL, heating BILL, and so on. If you drive by my house and see him feel free to shoot him.