George Bush, Queen Elizabeth and Vladimir Putin all died and went to hell.   

While there, they spied a red phone and asked what the phone was for.

The devil told them it was for calling back to Earth.

Putin
Asked to call Russia and talked for 5 minutes.  When he was finished,
The devil informed him that the cost was ONE million dollars, so Putin
Wrote him a check.

Next, Queen Elizabeth called England and
Talked for 30 minutes.  When she was finished the devil informed her
That the cost was SIX million dollars, so she wrote him a check.

Finally George Bush got his turn and talked for 4 hours.  When he was finished the devil informed him that the cost was $5.00.

When Putin heard this he went ballistic and asked the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.

The devil smiled and replied:  "Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call.