:Bumper Stickers:

“The good thing about schizophrenia is you never run out of people to talk to.”

“Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them”

“Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege”

“Don’t steal. The government hates competition.”

“Gun Control means using BOTH HANDS”

“Born Free But I’m Higher Priced Now”

“I don’t SUFFER from insanity; I enjoy EVERY MINUTE of it!”

“If you can’t live without me, how come you’re not dead?”

“I’m NOT mooning you – I’m turning the other cheek!”

“Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken!”

“Out of my mind. (Be Back in 5 Minutes)”