:Bumper Stickers:

“God created man first: You need a rough draft before a Masterpiece”

“Marriage is Grand. Divorce is 100 Grand”

“I’m the boss. My wife said I could be”

“The 10 Commandments are NOT multiple choice”

“Stop Repeat Offenders, DON’T RE-ELECT THEM!”

“Guns don’t kill people, drivers with cell phones do!”

“Keep Honking, I’m Reloading”

“Driver carries NO cash – He’s Married!”

“Got chocolate?”

“I’m not gaining weight, I’m retaining food!”

“Road Rage Next 10 Miles”

“Your Kid’s an honor student, but you’re a moron!”

“You don’t work full time till you’re a mom!”

“Be nice to America or we’ll bring democracy to your country!”

“Give me coffee, and no one gets hurt”

“I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person!”