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Coffee Addict ..?.. LoL

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Last Edited: October 8, 2011, 4:02 pm

 

Signs You Might Be Addicted To Coffee:

You answer the door before people knock.

Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.

You ski uphill.

You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

You haven’t blinked since the last lunar eclipse.

You lick your coffeepot clean.

Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

You can type sixty words per minute … with your feet.

You can jump-start your car without cables.

Cocaine is a downer.

You walk 20 miles on your treadmill B4 you realize it’s not plugged in.

Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.

Instant coffee takes too long.

When someone says. “How are you?”,.. you say, “Good to the last drop.”

You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

You can thread a sewing machine, while it’s running.

Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down…

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sully16Comment by sully16 - October 8, 2011, 6:03 pm
LOL

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