:Bumper Stickers:

“I had a life, but my job ate it”

“If you’re close enough to read this, you just violated your restraining order”

“I don’t discriminate, I hate everybody!”

“Laugh at your problems, everyone else does”

“Like what you see? Dial 1-800-YOU-WISH”

“My attitude...YOUR PROBLEM!”

“My road to success is under construction”

“It’s called tourist season – so why can’t we shoot ‘em?”

“BACK OFF! I’m a Postal Worker”

“Attention Employees! The beatings will continue until morale improves”.