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Have You Heard This One...


Last Edited: November 18, 2011, 11:34 am

A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window:
- I want to open a f**king checking account.

To which the astonished woman replies:
- I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?

- Listen up, dammit. I said I want to open a f**king checking account right now!

- I'm very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank.

The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to tell him about her situation.

They both return and the manager asks the old geezer:
- What seems to be the problem here?

- There's no f**king problem, dammit! the man says, I just won $50 million bucks in the lottery and I want to open a f**king checking account in this bank!

- I see, says the manager, and this f**king woman is giving you a hard time?

Green laughGreen laughGreen laugh

Entry #130


Comment by Starr920 - November 18, 2011, 10:47 am
This one's a bit risque with the language but I like it just the same because it shows the power of a dollar (or in this case $50 million) LOL
TenajComment by Tenaj - November 18, 2011, 11:24 am

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