5 Surgeons
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing   who makes the   best   patients to operate on. 

The first surgeon, from  New York, says, "I like to  see accountants on  my operating table because when you open them up,  everything inside  is numbered."

The second, from Chicago, responds, "Yeah,but you  should try electricians! Everything inside them is  color  coded."

The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, "No, I really  think librarians   are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical  order"

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You  know, I like construction workers. Those   guys always understand  when you have a few parts left over."

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington DC, shut them all   up when he   observed: "You're all wrong.  Politicians are the   easiest to operate on.  There's no   guts, no   heart, no   balls, no   brains, and no   spine.    Plus, the   head   and the   ass   are interchangeable.