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JOKE of the Day ~ The Man and the Cat


Last Edited: January 27, 2012, 1:05 pm

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him
one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the

As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the
beast out and headed home.
Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!

He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always
beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn
right, then left, past the bridge, then right
again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe
distance from his home and left the cat there.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"
"Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that Son of a Bitch on the phone,
I'm lost and need directions!"


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emilygComment by emilyg - January 27, 2012, 6:38 pm
Litebets27Comment by Litebets27 - January 28, 2012, 9:35 am
This was priceless!!
My daughter's cat (aka"my grandcat"), always runs a head of me to beat me into a room and into a chair he knows I'm going to sit in.
I can see this happening.
LottoGuyBCComment by LottoGuyBC - January 28, 2012, 12:45 pm
Comment by GGStarlings - April 29, 2012, 12:10 pm
haha! Good one.

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