One winter morning a husband and wife
> in northern Minnesota were listening to the radio during breakfast. They
> heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow
> today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street,
> so the snowplows can get
> Through." So the good wife went out
> and moved her car.
>
> A week later while they are eating
> breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12
> inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of
> the street, so the snowplows can get through." The good wife went out
> and moved her car again.
>
> The next week they are again having
> breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14
> inches of snow today. You must park...." Then the electric power went
> out... The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face
> she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I
> need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"
>
> With the love and understanding in his
> voice that all men who are married exhibit, the husband replied, "Why
> don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"