You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is
no nursing home available for you. So what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets.
You are allowed to shoot four Politicians.

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you
will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central
heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need!

Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great.
Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They're all covered.

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as
often as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this? It's the same
government that just told you that you they cannot
afford for you to go into a home.

Plus, and because you are a prisoner, you don't have
to pay any income taxes anymore.

Is this a great country or what?