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My son is moving out..

Published: April 12, 2012, 7:00 pm

Two men were having coffee, when one of them said: Last night, my son just walked into the living room and said, "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and my laptop. Please give my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Goodwill. Then sell my car. Take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brother."

The other man said:" Wow, he really said that?"

"Well, he didn't put it quite that way. He actually said...'Dad, I've decided to work for Obama's re-election campaign.

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Comments

maximumfun - Apr 12, 2012, 7:08 pm

#1

LOL - not at all what I was expecting.

rdgrnr - Apr 12, 2012, 10:07 pm

#2

LOL, good one, emily.

lakerben - Apr 12, 2012, 10:12 pm

#3

Funny. People forget the economy was a mess when W left office. A Trillion $$$ dollars for a war and banks that went belly up all over the country.

rdgrnr - Apr 12, 2012, 10:36 pm

#4

@lakerben
Yeah, we remember.
And now it's ten times worse.
And we're gonna remember that too in November.

smblkman - Apr 13, 2012, 8:57 pm

#5

Wow Corny

dyal - Apr 14, 2012, 9:39 am

#6

This is idiotic-should have put his dad's azz out.

ouija - Apr 16, 2012, 7:56 am

#7

most excellent

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