I DONT KNOW IF I SAID THIS BEFORE...YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH PRISONERS IN PRISONS???TURN IT INTO A HUGE BARBERSHOP FOR PEOPLE OF LOW INCOMES OR FOR PEOPLE THAT CANT AFFORD A BARBERSHOP....THE REVENUE IS DONATED TO PRISONERS CHARITY/CAUSES, LIKE HELPING PRISONERS FIND A JOB AFTER THEY GET OUT...

I GOT A GREAT IDEA...THIS IS AN AWESOME, SUPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR AWESOME IDEA...NO ONE IN THE WORLD HAS THOUGHT OF IT...IS FOR LOSING WEIGHT....
LETS SAY YOU ARE GOING TO A GYM AND WORK OUT AND YOU THINK YOU ARE GOING TO DISPLAY A GREAT DEAL OF STRENGHT....WELL HERE IS A TRICK...SAVE THAT STRENGHT AND USE IT FOR THE FOLLOWING...WHENEVER YOU ARE GOING TO COOK OR EAT JUST MAKE THE MEAT/CHICKEN AND BUY LOTS OF CUCCUMBERS...SLICE THE CUCCUMBERS AND EAT THE MEAT/CHICKEN ONLY WITH THE CUCCUMBERS...NOW WHEN YOU ARE EATING THE CUCCUMBER THATS WHEN YOU SHOW YOUR GREATEST DISPLAY OF STRENGHT BY SIMPLY EATING THE CUCCUMBERS...AND YOU EAT THE CUCCUMBERS WITH THE MEAT/CHICKEN ONLY....YOU SHOULD LOSE WEIGHT IN NO TIME...YOU ARE REPLACING THE RICE/PASTA FOR CUCCUMBERS....

MAYBE YOU CAN ADD GRAVY TO THE CUCCUMBERS, GIVE IT SOME TASTE...AND YOU EAT IT EVERYDAY....