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You Scream, I Scream, We All Scream For Ice Cream!
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From an email,
A Good Lesson:
THE COW AND THE ICE CREAM.
ONE OF THE BEST THEORIES OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION.
-- From a teacher in the Nashville area --
-- From a teacher in the Nashville area --
"We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice Cream.'The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching 3rd grade.
The last Presidential election was heating up and some of the children showed an interest. I decided we would have an election for a class president.We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and the class would vote.To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class members.We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should have.
We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked to run for the top spot. The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates were good kids.
I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of parental support.
I had never seen Olivia's mother.
I had never seen Olivia's mother.
The day arrived when they were to make their speeches.
Jamie went first.
He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place. He ended by promising to do his very best.
Everyone applauded and he sat down.
Jamie went first.
He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place. He ended by promising to do his very best.
Everyone applauded and he sat down.
Now is was Olivia's turn to speak.
Her speech was concise. She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream." She sat down.
The class went wild. "Yes! Yes! We want ice cream."
She surely would say more. She did not have to.
Her speech was concise. She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream." She sat down.
The class went wild. "Yes! Yes! We want ice cream."
She surely would say more. She did not have to.
A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream? She wasn't sure. But no one pursued that question. They took her at her word.
Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it...She didn't know.
The class really didn't care. All they were thinking about was ice cream...
Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it...She didn't know.
The class really didn't care. All they were thinking about was ice cream...
Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide.
Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 51.4 % of the people reacted like nine year olds.
They want ice cream.
They want ice cream.
The other 48.6% percent know they're going to have to feed the cow and clean up the mess.
This is the ice cream Obama promised us!
Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone that they have not first taken away from someone else.
Did you vote for the ice cream?
THAT, MY FRIEND, IS HOW OBAMA GOT ELECTED, BY THOSE WHO WANT EVERYTHING FOR FREE!
THAT, MY FRIEND, IS HOW OBAMA GOT ELECTED, BY THOSE WHO WANT EVERYTHING FOR FREE!
For a man who didn't give a <snip> about who paid for it.
Comments
I don't go to all the public parks, I can care less about the space program, or the wasted money on made up wars.
Our tax dollars pay for public defense, courts, prisons, and firefighters, and police officers.
Our taxes even pay for interest when the government borrow money and even for collecting taxes. Your tax dollars pay for all the elected officials. They have wonderful health plans and are set for life after their terms are served.
So the next time you take your kids to the free park, make sure you point out to them the people who don't deserve to be there because someone else paid for their ice cream.
You're one of the takers.
So STFU.
I am sick of this moron president and his redistribution of wealth, I grew up in the sh*thole Detroit, clawed my out, made a better life I'll be ed if some crackhead whore, white trash willie, welfare queen kesha, is gonna keep enjoying the things my taxes provide, plus feed their skanky a$$es, I know exactly who we are taking care of.
Why would you support a law that gives us 21 more to pay, out of the goodness of your heart you want to support people who have no intentions of supporting themselves ?
Does it make you feel good to go without, so some loser can spend your tax dollars on beer, lottery, casinos, cigarettes?
Out of the goodness of your heart do you really want to pay the bill for illegals to live better than you?
The only people I know, who support, and I mean people I have had actual contact with, obumbum care, are people who think they are on the receiving end.
Ding dongs I work with who think they are getting a bundle of stuff for free.
Why don't you go kill yourself, one less f*cking useless mouth to feed.
It will only go on with us.
When we're gone, your free stuff stops.
You oughta be more grateful.
Why aren't black leaders screaming for these things,
The trolls here never scream for better opportunities, just more free sh*t taken from someone else
HENCE THE f*CKING ENTITLEMENT ATTITUDE !
the reality of our financial situation in this country is that 'freebies' will have to be curtailed so that we can get out of debt. there is no mulligan that the country can pull. we have to make hard choices and since we must (MUST) have a strong defense system, the obvious thing will be to cut aid programs.
taxes will most likely need to be raised as well, but not until the handouts are curtailed. and no president will be popular when he/she does that. however, after our period of 7 or so years of hardship are over, then we can start talking about what real needs there are, and use real money - not borrowed debt-ridden spending... to fund those programs that our local societies have not been able to sustain.
education, and training would be great... and manditory work-study instead of handouts. if you need/want money? then you get to do some of the jobs that the infastructure (our country) needs to have done...
it wont be pretty and it wont be easy, but ... it will feed you. if you DONT want to do the work? then earn it yourself, educate yourself... enlist in the military...
so something instead of sitting around being fat and sassy.
People are taking the easy route, soon there won't be enough of us working to take care of these people.
Pee Wee had the White House, Senate and House for 2 whole years and could have accomplished everything and ANYTHING he wanted to and promised to but he chose not to. So we can't blame decent patriotic Americans for that. We did what we could. We rose up and formed the THE TEA PARTY and slapped his scrawny-ass silly in the mid-terms. I'm sure you remember that.
You're right though, here we are going on 4 years with him and still no jobs.
The only hope I can give you on that front is having you know that the THE TEA PARTY is waiting in the wings once again, ready to marshal our forces for another full-frontal assault and devastating knockout-blow in the polling places in the upcoming elections. We intend to deal him a CRUSHING defeat at the ballot box. I hope you can take comfort in that.
Also I hope you will join us in our effort to return America to some semblance of decency and decorum again. I'm sure you can find a branch of THE TEA PARTY to join in the Detroit area or I could have them contact you if you prefer.
Power to the people! Right on!
It is you who did all the name calling, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ?
It is you making the veiled threats, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
It is you who always bring race into the equation, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
Yes America hired a black man to be their president but, they are going to fire him because he's an IDIOT!
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