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How hot was it today??

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It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, "if you want it your way, cook it yourself."

It was so hot today I saw a robin dipping his worm in Nestea.

It was so hot, musicians were snorting ice cubes.

It's so hot, your Odor Eaters have sent up a white flag.

It's so hot I saw two trees fighting over a dog.

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Comments

Avatar scorpio -
#1
"it was so hot on 5th avenue the hookers were putting their condoms on ice."
Avatar MADDOG10 -
#2
you start to feel a laugh on the way and you want to comment and then this squanders the moment.
EM, you have to overlook the mental midget.
Avatar scorpio -
#3
why maddydog,you must have a sense of humor,after all you think romney has a chance!
Avatar rdgrnr -
#4
He's running out of places to comment cuz everybody's blocking him for being ignorant.

Good one, Em, thanks.
Avatar scorpio -
#5
anyone who blocks freedom of speech isn't worth a piece of swine!
Avatar MADDOG10 -
#6
Sorry EM..

No one is blocking freedom of speech meathead, they're only blocking freedom of being Mentally challenged.
And by the way, that would be Ham Hock to you..

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