Failing to Hit Jackpot and Hitting Machine Instead Leads To Arrest

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Avatar rdgrnr -
#1
What or who do lottery players punch?
We're too civilized.
I would never punch a slot machine for not paying off.
But I'll tell you this...
If I put my money in a newspaper machine...
I'm leavin' with a paper.

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