The Montana Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small rancher was not pa

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The Montana Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.

GOVT AGENT: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.

RANCHER: Well, there's my hired hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.

GOVT AGENT: That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one.

RANCHER: That would be me.

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Avatar MADDOG10 -
#1
Heh,heh,heh, Good one again Em...
Avatar rdgrnr -
#2
LOL
Avatar CARBOB -
#3
Very funny, where do you get them??

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