HOLY E-MAIL

One day God was looking down at

earth and saw all of the rascally behavior

that was going on...

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So He called His angels and sent

one to earth for a time.

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When the angel returned,

he told God,'Yes, it is bad on earth;

95% are misbehaving and only

5% are not.

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God thought for a moment and said,

'Maybe I had better send down a second

angel to get another opinion.'

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So God called another angel and sent

her to earth for a time.

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When the angel returned she went to

God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The earth

is in decline; 95% are misbehaving,

but 5% are being good...'

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God was not pleased.

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So He decided to e-mail the 5%

who were good, because he wanted to

encourage them, and give them a little

something to help them keep going.

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Do you know what the e-mail said?

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Okay, I was just wondering,

because I didn't get one either.