.."A little boy on a bus asks a question"

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book and
noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why
he wore his collar that way. The man, who was a priest, said, " I
am a Father." The little boy replied "My Daddy doesn't wear his
collar like that." The priest looked up from his book and answered
"I am the Father of many."
The boy said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren
and he doesn't wear his collar that way."
The priest, getting impatient said, "I am the Father of hundreds,"
and went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly ... but on leaving the bus he leaned over
and said, "Well, maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of
your collar."