Two      elderly women were eating breakfast in a
restaurant one morning. Ethel      noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, '"Mabel,      do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?"      Mabel answered,      "I have a suppository in my ear?" She pulled it out and stared at      it.
Then she said, "Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I      know where to find my hearing aid."