I remeber when I was 13 (am 62 now)I wanted to be a comedian like Dick Van Dyke. Never happened. Now my favorite comedian is Red Skelton. Sometimes I do some of his stuff at work. Not the jokes coz most of the workers are Hispanic. However, I have noticed the Hispanics like the physical comedy. Especially if you're the one doing it. They even think it's funny they run over you with a vat full of meat.

I also wanted to weite comedy. Not for comedians. I wanted to write funny stories. The problem with that is I start writing  and then all of a sudden I'm bored. I thought of becoming a sit-down comedian since i am always at the computer. My favorite kind of joke is, to some people, the lowest form of comedy. The Pun. I have a book of puns by Bennett Cerf who was on What's My Line?

I also like to clown around at work. No pratfalls tho. Floors are to made of something that can ruin your shoes.Shoe 'nuff.I  remember a joke on the same line.

The real estate agent told the young Southern lady, "Thre's not flaw in it. Southern Belle: No flaw? What do  you all walk on?