Ear Infection

They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in
front of others what's wrong, and sometimes it is embarrassing.

There's nothing worse than a Doctor's
Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of
other patients.

I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the
way this old guy handled it:

A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded
waiting room and approached the desk.

The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir,
what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'

'There's something wrong with
my dick', he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and scolded him, saying, 'You
shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that! '


'Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.


The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this
room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear
or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'


The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of
strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited
several minutes, and then re-entered.


The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes?'

'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice..

'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'
'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.