Dividing the pecans...

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On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.

"One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.

Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me." He just knew what it was.

"Oh my", he shuddered, it's Satan and the Lord dividing the souls at the cemetery.

He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along.

"Come here quick", said the boy, "You won't believe what I heard. Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls."

The man said, "Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk." When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled to the cemetery.

Standing by the fence they heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me..." The old man whispered, "Boy, you've been tellin' the truth. Let's see if we can see the devil himself."

Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of Satan.

At last they heard, "One for you, one for me." And one last "One for you, one for me." " That's all. Now let's go get those nuts by the fence, and we'll be done."

They said the old guy made it back to town a full 5 minutes before the young boy

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Avatar rdgrnr -
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LOL
Avatar CARBOB -
#2
Very funny!! In the late 50's, when I was 16 years old, I use to hang around with some older guys who loved to play practical jokes. One of them was an electronics wizard, his name was Bascom. He could repair any tv,radio. He rig up a way, he could start his car from inside the trunk. One night some of the local black kids were hanging around and he told them the night before, he left his car in the cemetery, that it wouldn't start. He walk back to town and got one of the other guys to drive him back and give him a jump. He told the guys, when he and the other guy approached the car, it started automatically. All the guys pooh-poohed him. Told him he was lying. He told them he would prove it them and for them to come back in an hour, when it was dark. He told one of his partners in crime to get in the trunk, showed him how to start the car and for him to drive the car to the cemetery, then get in the trunk. The guys came back and my friend asked if they were ready to go. He got in the car with them and I climbed in my car and followed. When we got to the entrance to the cemetery, we all got and started walking toward Bascom's car. We got within 15-20 feet and all of sudden the car started. I turned around and everyone of those kids had taken off running. Bascom drives his car back to town and all of them were waiting. They wanted to know what happen? Bascom opens the trunk and showed them how it worked. They all thought it was funny and we all had a very good laugh. We use to do some crazy stuff.
Avatar emilyg -
#3
CARBOB -funny.
Avatar sully16 -
#4
LOL
Avatar MADDOG10 -
#5
LOL

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