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SEX AT       79
I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox,
informing me that I can have sex at 79.
I'm so happy, because I live at number 71.
So it's not too far to walk home afterwards.
And it's the same side of the street.
I don't even have to cross the road!
~~~~~
Answering       machine message
:
"I am not available right now,
but thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the beep.
If I do not return your call,
you are one of the changes."
~~~~~
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
~~~~~
My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use       mine.
~~~~~
Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your     glasses.
~~~~~
Blessed are those who can give without remembering       
and take without forgetting. 
~~~~~
The irony of life is that,
by the time you're old enough to know your way around,       
you're not going anywhere.
~~~~~
God made man before woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer for her first question.       
~~~~~
I was always taught to respect my elders,
but it keeps getting harder to find one.
~~~~~
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
~~~~~
The quote of the month is by Jay Leno:
"With       hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding,       
severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another,       
and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks,
are we sure       this is a good time to take God out of the
Pledge of       Allegiance?" 

Entry #16

Comments

1.
emilygComment by emilyg - July 14, 2013, 9:36 am
Love them.
2.
MADDOG10Comment by MADDOG10 - July 14, 2013, 3:20 pm
Heh, Heh, Heh, very catchy....!

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