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Dorthy and Edna

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Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking.

Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked             me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer."

Edna:  "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 PM, dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs. And what's there; a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for dinner; a marvelous dinner, lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show. Let me tell you Dorothy, enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his  way with me three times!"

Dorothy:"Goodness gracious!... so you are telling me I shouldn't go?"

Edna:  "No, no, no... I'm just saying, wear an old dress."

 

Entry #18

Comments

1.
MADDOG10Comment by MADDOG10 - July 22, 2013, 1:00 pm
Heh, Heh ,Heh, ....!
2.
jackpotismineComment by jackpotismine - August 11, 2013, 11:22 pm
Ha.ha. Very cute.

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