Hope this does not offend anybody.

 Alabama
 Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.
 
 Alaska
 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
 
 Arizona
 But It's A Dry Heat.
 
 Arkansas
 Literacy Ain't Everything.
 
 California
 By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than   
 Your Honda.

 Colorado
 If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
 
 Connecticut
 Like Massachusetts,
 Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.
 
 Delaware
 We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
 
 Florida
 Ask Us About Our Grandkids.
 
 Georgia
 We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
 
 Hawaii
 Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
 (Death To Mainland Scum,Leave Your Money)
 
 Idaho
 More Than Just Potatoes...
 Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
 
 Illinois
 Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
 
 Indiana
 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
 
 Iowa
 We Do Amazing Things With Corn
 
 Kansas
 First Of The Rectangle States
 
 Kentucky
 Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
 
 Louisiana
 We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,
 But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
 
 Maine
 We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
 
 Maryland
 If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
 
 Massachusetts
 Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
 
 Michigan
 First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
 
 Minnesota
 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
 
 Mississippi
 Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
 
 Missouri
 Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
 
 Montana
 Land Of The Big Sky, The Uni Bomber, Right-wing  Crazies, and Very Little Else.
 
 Nebraska
 Ask About Our State Motto Contest
 
 Nevada
 Hookers and Poker!
 
 New Hampshire
 Go Away And Leave Us Alone
 
 New Jersey
 You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
 I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!
 
 New Mexico
 Lizards Make Excellent Pets
 
 New York
 You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
 You Have The Right To An Attorney...
 
 North Carolina
 Tobacco Is A Vegetable
 
 North Dakota
 We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
 
 Ohio
 At Least We're Not Michigan
 
 Oklahoma
 Like The Play, But No Singing
 
 Oregon
 Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner
 
 Pennsylvania
 Cook With Coal
 
 Rhode Island
 We're Not REALLY An Island
 
 South Carolina
 Remember The Civil War?
 Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet
 
 South Dakota
 Closer Than North Dakota
 
 Tennessee
 The Edyoocashun State
 
 Texas
 Se Hablo Ingles
 
 Utah
 Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
 
 Vermont
 Ay, Yep
 
 Virginia
 Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
 
 Washington
 We have more rain than you do
 
 West Virginia
 One Big Happy Family...Really!
 
 Wisconsin
 Come Cut The Cheese!
 
 Wyoming
 Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared