The Morons Who Can't Get My Dog's Order Right (Plain Double Hamburger) Want Their Pay Doubled

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I don't eat that crap.

I just never get a hankerin' for a cold hamburger and cold hard fries.

But my dogs ain't that fussy, they love that crap.

They like cold double hamburgers - plain. So that's what I order for 'em. Well, I don't actually order them cold, that's just how they are in those drawers.

But more often than not, despite requesting plain burgers, the morons make them with everything on them.

So I take them back and they throw them away and give me the plain ones that I ordered in the first place.

This happens over 50% of the time at the place with the big yellow arches.

And now a lot of these morons in the big cities have gone out on strike demanding that their pay be doubled.

They don't look at flippin' burgers as an entry-level job as most normal people do.

They look at it as a career.

And they want to make as much money as the people in other careers who have real educations and/or real skills.

They want $15 an hour to screw up our orders now.

I ain't kiddin' neither.

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Comments

Avatar sully16 -
#1
Glad I don't eat fast food either.
Avatar jarasan -
#2
Double hamburger, double pay. No pickle.
Avatar MADDOG10 -
#3
These guys are drop out from the NSA security plug program..

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