What deep thinkers men are...

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold  beer

The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep
thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said
'nothing'.  The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking'
is because she  would have said 'about what'.

At that point I would  have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which
would lead to other questions.

Finally I thought about that age old question: Is giving birth more painful  than getting kicked
in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way
more painful than a guy  getting kicked in the nuts. Well,
after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for
my conclusion.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will
often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

On the  other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would
like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case.  Time  for another beer.