The Talking Centipede

A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.

So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.

After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede, (100-legged bug),
which came in a little white box to use as his house.

He took the box back home, found a good spot for the box, and decided he would start off
by taking his new pet to church with him.

So he asked the centipede in the box,

"Would you like to go to church with me today?
We will  have  a  good  time."

But there was no answer from his new pet.

This bothered him a bit, but  he waited a few minutes and then asked again,
"How about going to church with me and  receive  blessings?"

But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
So he waited a  few minutes more, thinking about the situation.

The guy decided to invite the centipede one last time.

This time he put his face up against the centipede's house and shouted,
"Hey,  in  there !   I  would  like you to go
to church with me
and  learn  about  God!

YOU  ARE  GOING  TO  LOVE  THIS
......

This  time, a  little  voice came  out  of  the  box  and  said,

"I  heard  you  the
first  time !

I ' m  putting  my  shoes
on!"