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Splinters in Her Crotch.


A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugging, liberal Democrat and an anti-hunter purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA . There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor.  She told him she was an environmentalist, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters.  The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.  She sat and waited three hours before the doctor re-appeared.  The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"  He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a 'recreational area' so close to a Waste Treatment Facility. And I'm sorry, but due to Obamacare they turned you down.

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rdgrnrComment by rdgrnr - September 5, 2013, 5:38 am
inittowinComment by inittowin - September 5, 2013, 7:24 am
Probably not to far from upcoming reality...
MADDOG10Comment by MADDOG10 - September 5, 2013, 9:35 am
Hehe, LMAO. True closer to reality than we think.
JAP69Comment by JAP69 - September 5, 2013, 11:22 am
OUCH, All those little woodys in the forest.
jarasanComment by jarasan - September 5, 2013, 5:10 pm
That is funny as he-double hockey stix!
emilygComment by emilyg - September 6, 2013, 9:30 am
sully16Comment by sully16 - September 6, 2013, 10:06 am
hehehehe that's funny

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