What an interesting turn of events!
MT. VERNON, TEXAS ... WHOREHOUSE SUES LOCAL CHURCH OVER
LIGHTNING STRIKE!

Diamond D's brothel began construction on an expansion of their
building to increase their ever-growing business. In response, the local
Baptist Church started a campaign to block the business from expanding --
with morning, afternoon, and evening prayer sessions at their
church.

Work on Diamond D's progressed right up until the week before
the grand reopening when lightning struck the whorehouse and burned it to
the ground!
After the cat-house was burned to the ground by the lightning
strike, the church folks were rather smug in their outlook, bragging about
"the power of prayer."

But late last week 'Big Jugs' Jill Diamond, the owner/madam,
sued the church, the preacher and the entire congregation on the grounds
that the church ... "was ultimately responsible for the demise of her
building and her business -- either through direct or indirect divine
actions or means."
In its reply to the court, the church vehemently and
voraciously denied any and all responsibility or any connection to the
building's demise.

The crusty old judge read through the plaintiff's complaint and
the defendant's reply, and at the opening hearing he commented, "I don't
know how the hell I'm going to decide this case, but it appears from the
paperwork, that we now have a whorehouse owner who staunchly believes in
the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation that thinks it's
all bull<snip>.