> The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing  that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and  even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.
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>>  Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in the West Bank. In one corner of the background, he spotted  a young Israeli soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade  straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.
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>>  KABOOM!
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>>  He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.
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>>  KA-BLOOEY!
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>>  Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.
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>>  BULLS-EYE!
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>>  "I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the  perfect arm!"
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>>  So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football.  And the Bears go on to win the Super Bowl.
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>>  The young man is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.
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>>  "Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"
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>>  "I don't want to talk to you, the old woman says."You are not my son!!"
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>>  "I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads.  "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."
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>>  "No!  Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!"  The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says,..........
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>>"I will never forgive you for making us move to Chicago !!!!
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