Bob: "Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?
Jim: "You mean the Mexican gun running?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean SEAL Team 6?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean voter fraud?"
Bob: "No."
Jim: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"
Bob: "No."
Jim: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?"
Bob: "No."
Jim: "You mean the drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?"
Bob: "No."
Jim: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?"
Bob: "No."
Jim: "You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?"
Bob: "No."
Jim: "The IRS targeting conservatives?"
Bob: "No."
Jim: "The DOJ spying on the press?"
Bob: "No."
Jim: "Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?"
Bob: "No."
Jim: "Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?"
Bob: "No."
Jim: "The president's ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?"
Bob: "No."
Jim: "The president's threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?"
Bob: "No."
Jim: "The president's repeated violation of the law requiring him to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?"
Bob: "No."
Jim: "The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties voted 100% for Obama?"
Bob: "No."
Jim: "The president's unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate's advise-and-consent role?"
Bob: "No."
Jim: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"
Bob: "No."
Jim: "Clinton, the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"
Bob: "No..."
Jim: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean the $634+ million in a non-compete contract for Healthcare.gov to a long time Obama contributor who was fired by Canada for failure to meet contract obligations?"
Bob: "THAT'S THE ONE!"