At dinner, a little boy was ordered to lead in prayer . . ..

BOY: But I don't know how to pray

DAD: Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc

BOY      "Dear Lord" he started Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream.
             Bless them so they won't come again.
Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed.
This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's
              Blackberry.
And please provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work.

���AMEN����

Dinner was cancelled, AND PLEASE, don't be selfish & laugh alone