Pro football is an adult game.
Do they need a permission slip from mommy and daddy to play?

remember barry is king and shall be king hence his proclamations, kinda like his hero idi amin.

Mr. President - I don't give a flying ..... what you think.

He doesn't have a son and he would never be able to father one.
Did you see him throw that first pitch in that baseball game in his Mom jeans? LOL!
There's no way a guy like that would ever be able to put the stem on the apple if you know what I mean.
I'd be willing to let him hang my pants on his bedpost and put my boots under his bed if he wanted to try that. But that's as far as I'm goin'.

No, he would rather raise a pot head who loves other boys.