A joke...about an 80 year old man...and an affair..(and it is a very old joke too)

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An 80-year-old man hobbles into confession and says to the
priest,"Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11
grandchildren. Last night I had an affair with two 18-year-old girls. I
made love with both of them............ Twice." The priest said, "Well
my
son, when was the last time you were in confession?
"Never Father, I'm
Jewish." "Jewish! Then, why are you telling me?" asks the priest
"Telling You??
... I'm telling everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!