The writer is obviously a Democrat with a serious problem with God.
That's why he constantly compares everything he disagrees with to Creationism to stress it's illegitimacy. Because of course everyone knows that we all evolved from space monkeys and the very notion that a Supreme Being created us is just batsh!t crazy pseudoscience.
But methinks he doth protest too much.
Methinks he straineth to convince himself too much.
Methinks he is just a stupid son of a b!tch.
And that ain't no pseudoscience.