ALL ABOUT... Church Bulletin Blooper's

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These have genuinely appeared in church bulletin's.

 

* Don't let worry kill you off- let the church help.

* Miss Charlene Mason sang, I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

* For those of you that have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstair's.

* Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So end's a friendship that began in their school day's.

* At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our church choir.

* Eight new robe's are currently needed due to the addition of several new member's and the deterioration of some older one's.

* Scout's are saving aluminum can's, bottle's and other item's to be recycled. Proceed's will be used to cripple children.

* Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.

 

Will add more later..Sun Smiley

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Avatar rdgrnr -
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LOL, good ones, thanks Elizabeth.
Avatar Elizabeth03 -
#2
Your welcome, rdgrnr;

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