Have all appeared in church bulletin's..
* The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
* Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 pm- prayer and medication to follow.
* The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
.* This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
* The pastor would appreciate if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Suday.
* Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7PM. Please use the back door.