Have all appeared in church bulletin's..

* The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.

* Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 pm- prayer and medication to follow.

* The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen  in the basement on Friday afternoon.

.* This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

* The pastor would appreciate if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Suday.

* Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7PM. Please use the back door.

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