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My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs
that your 54 year old body can no longer supply. I am
very happy with you and I value you as a good wife.
Therefore after reading this letter, I hope that you
will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be
spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at
the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don't be perturbed - I shall be back home
before midnight.
When he came home, he found the following letter on
the dining room table:

My Dear Husband,

I received your letter and thank you for your honesty.
I would like to take this opportunity to remind you
that you are also 54 years old. At the same time I
would like to inform you that while you read this, I
will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my tennis
coach
who, like your secretary, is also 18 years old.
As a successful businessman and with your excellent
knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in
the same situation, although with one small
difference: 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than
54goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be back before
lunch time tomorrow.


Entry #86

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