True Friendship Among Golfing Buddies

This guy brings his best golf buddy home, unannounced, for dinner at
6:30 PM, after golf. His wife screams her head off while his friend sits
open mouthed and listens to her tirade.

"My bloody hair & makeup are not done, the house is a f****** mess,
the dishes aren't done. Can't you see I'm still in my f****** pajamas
and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the f*** did you
bring him home unannounced you stupid idiot?"

"Because he's thinking of getting married."