Had orders to dump on Bush.

Say, did I ever tell you about the time when Brian Williams and I were embedded with the US Space Forces on the Planet Zaytox?

We were with a platoon that was pinned down and taking heavy weapons fire from the Gorgons
when <redacted> and just after Brian activated the weapon he was hit by a Gorgon weapon blast which melted half his head!

Fortunately for Brian we used captured Gorgon equipment to heal him and then time travel back to the point just after we left earth so that nobody would know we were gone after we returned.

Oh wait, I didn't tell you because it NEVER happened! ;)

There was nothing humorous or imaginary about what happened during hurricane Katrina. I am a native New Orleanean. I attended a math conference at the civil center in downtown New Orleans a year before Katrina. I lost relatives in the lower ninth ward as well as those that have become permantly displaced because the house that they have known since a child is no longer there. So go on and joke about all the death and destruction that took place. When death pays you or a family member a visit, let's see how funny it will be then azzhole.

"Civic "