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Thoughts from partlycloudy07
NCEL I'm not cluttering up my blog with a huge dissertation look up that definition on how you cheated players last night I will just show you this .... Prize Payout 831 winners won a total of $61,126 when it fell day time Monday, Jan 22, 2018........now this is last nights Prize Payout 1,102 winners won a total o...
Jan 24, 2018, 6:05 am - partlycloudy07

thanks for 40k views
When I started this blogging I'm sure you thought oh okay she's a little looney hahaha you may be right ......I usually just keep to myself but I do know that I have viewers that visit my blog and tell me thank you on here and in person. So thanks for believing in me and seeing a different light on numbers .To those that see me in the store and stop to talk about numbers sometimes I may be in a rush but if I have time I'll stand there and yak for hours LOL....
Dec 25, 2017, 5:28 am - partlycloudy07

As a resident physician in radiology;
Funny story taken from the flying cow bulletin: As a resident physician in radiology, I was speaking with the man whose wife was about to receive a CAT scan of the chest. While the nurse was placing the intra...
Jan 10, 2015, 9:36 am - Elizabeth03

NAACP Requires Photo ID To Attend Rally In Protest Of Voter ID Laws
Too funny. You just can't make this stuff up. The NAACP says that States requiring an ID Card to vote is discrimination against poor people and the elderly because there's no way poor people and the elderly can get ID Cards. But anybody who wants to attend their rally in protest of Voter ID laws must have a Photo ID! LOL! So why is the NAACP discriminating against the poor and the elderly?...
Feb 10, 2014, 9:11 am - rdgrnr

Psst...hey let me holla at you
You really thought 588 was gonna come out in NJ midday right? That's why you blocked me LMAOF!!! You know what the funny thing is, is that you're NEVER gonna get better as you grow older your mind and your mental state will get worse. Do you know who you remind me of? You remind me of those so-called christians who say Amen! Hallelujah! and so forth but robbing their congregation blind or how about those priests who wear the cloth but molest little boys? What I'm trying to...
Jan 13, 2014, 1:37 pm - chessAC

Dow to Jump by about $393.00 next Monday!
In a funny money exchange, Bank of America, Hewlett-Packard and Alcoa are being dropped from the Dow. Goldman Sachs, Visa and Nike are being added. So, look surprised when it goes up!...
Sep 20, 2013, 7:49 pm - JADELottery

Saturday Night Live Opens With Comedy Skit On Benghazi Hearings
This is how serious the Democrats think the loss of four American lives is. They had Jodi Arias testifying in the skit. Funny huh? This is how Democrats tell us how important those lives were and that it's old news and nobody cares and it's time to move on. Those grieving family members, the wives, the sons and daughters, the mothers and fathers, should just get over it and have a good laugh about it. Someone please tell me again how Democrats...
May 13, 2013, 12:20 am - rdgrnr

Rambo's confession
Jarasen aka Rambo, confession After years of being a drunk and a bum, I am finally able to live with myself. I finally forgave my mama for having me a...
May 4, 2013, 10:58 am - LiLSpeedy

Don't Be Surprised
I gotta funny feelin'. Watch for an American or Americans to be taken hostage somewhere in the world by radical Muslims. Possibly a high-profile American or Americans but not necessarily high-profile. Look for a deal with the hostage takers to spare their lives being negotiated by the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt as a sign of goodwill. Then watch Obama reciprocate by releasing the Blind Sheik (who was responsible for the first Tr...
Sep 22, 2012, 1:10 pm - rdgrnr

Hi, long time!
Been away for awhile. Back now. I recently created a new system and it works both for pick 3 and cash 5 here in Texas. I've back tracked it and the chance of jackpot win is quite good, 1 in 1,000 when the numbers shows up instead of 1 in 435,897 for cash 5. I'm testing it live at the moment. If it proves to be a great system, I cannot publish this. It will get the lottery corporations change their games so there will be less winners. That would mean bad news to all lottery players,...
Jun 1, 2011, 2:18 pm - diamondpalace