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• WIN D

  

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   I used to think that a medical diagnosis of an ................."irreversible brain coma" was about as bad as it gets ....but not anymore.

    Well , when you consider that he was "dead" yesterday the second one doesn't sound too bad at all.     

   Irreversible brain coma will just never sound as bad as it used to.

    Can you imagine???  Upgraded to "brain dead"......LOL     just goes to show ya....there's always hope.      

  Maybe he will be upgraded again tomorrow to "Terminally depressed"

  

   

   

  The only real failure .....is the failure to try.                               

                                Luck is a very rare thing....... Odds not so much. 

                                Odds never change .....but probability does. 

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• AmuzingP3s

  

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  That is something, Win D! I am glad to know, there's still hope for some of us. 

  Hmmm, I wonder what happened to our Braindead? I think he was a great predictor and was just humble in choosing that name. I miss him.

   Good Luck to All
• WIN D

  

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  AmuzingP3 ........ 

          I heard that Arafat was upgraded today to.....   Gingivitis

                                                 

  

   

   

  The only real failure .....is the failure to try.                               

                                Luck is a very rare thing....... Odds not so much. 

                                Odds never change .....but probability does. 

                                                                                         Win d    
• nt22

  

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  <----- ROFL

  this man survived a plane crash and lebanon in the 80s.
• Karnac

  

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  He won't survive his bisexual orgies of the late 70's ...rumor is it's AIDS he has ... pain in the ass.
• fja

  

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  I think they flew him over to  the "Pet Cemetery". Earlier this week...he should be back in office by Friday!

  "Everybody has to believe in something...I believe I'll have another beer!"   = W.C.Fields 
• WIN D

  

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   He did survive Lebanon....and a plane crash.

    You know .... Hitler was the only one in his Army company to survive during his stint as a corporal in World War I.  Hmmmm..... Then he survived the assassination attempt using a bomb. Makes you wonder. 

   It fascinates me the guy is not even a Palestinian.......he was born in Cairo, Egypt !  He's just another one of those damn insurgents!

   You know they say your name has a lot to do with how you turn out in life....... With a name like Ar a Fat the guy was doomed. If he had just  been name something like Howie Blumgarden ..... or Percival Higginbotham the guy might have ended up a Certified Public Accountant.  LOL

   

   P.S.  "Pet Cemetery".....now thats funny!

  

   

   

  The only real failure .....is the failure to try.                               

                                Luck is a very rare thing....... Odds not so much. 

                                Odds never change .....but probability does. 

                                                                                         Win d    
• DoctorEw220

  

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  i hear that the palestinians, french, and isrealis are giving conflicting reports, so it could be anything.

  I've redone my website.  Go to www.dr-ew.com.  I kept a lot of the old stuff, and I've added some new stuff.  Look for more new stuff in the coming weeks.
• WIN D

  

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   Money could be behind all the mystery. It usually is. I hope that the Palestinian people can get back some of thier money from the damn French banks where he has "Ratted away over 900 million dollars"of their money. The world bank has said that there is an urgent need to relieve palestinians economy with funds as much as 1.2 billion dollars.     

    An audit of the Palestinian Authority revealed that President Yasser Arafat diverted $900 million in public funds to a special bank account he controlled, an International Monetary Fund official said Saturday.

    His whole family has lived it up in Paris for years. Interesting.... none of these leaders has ever ask thier own children to blow themselves up in a car bomb. No.....they rip around in sports cars in downtown Par...ee blowing money out their exhaust.....   looking for their share of the promised "17 virgins" right here on earth. 
  
  

  

   

   

  The only real failure .....is the failure to try.                               

                                Luck is a very rare thing....... Odds not so much. 

                                Odds never change .....but probability does. 

                                                                                         Win d    
• MADDOG10

  

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              **news flash**

  arafats prognosis has now been upgraded to temporarily on the mend. stand by for further updates.

                                             

                        KARMA...Has no menu. You get served what you deserve
• nt22

  

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  this topic is so funny !

  "ar a fat" wife is supposed to cut the oxygen from him tomorrow.
  do you think he will survive this too ?

  anyway, regarding lottery, "ar a fat" need no wheels or predictions.
  he holds 5 billion dollars which were intended to serve his people.
• MADDOG10

  

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  it will cost ara fat 5.6billion before  they allow him to leave the hospital, so the people are already .6billion behind **news flash** doctors are asking for plaster of paris = looks like he'll be set-up.

                                             

                        KARMA...Has no menu. You get served what you deserve
• BobP

  

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  All depends on whether he has anything to offer the devil for a new deal.
  
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• DoctorEw220

  

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  bad news. things have taken a turn for the worse. he has only a few hours to live. he will die at any moment.

  I've redone my website.  Go to www.dr-ew.com.  I kept a lot of the old stuff, and I've added some new stuff.  Look for more new stuff in the coming weeks.
• emilyg

  

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  and why don't we let him die in peace. 

  love to nibble those micey feet.