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Can you guess who is being described?

Topic closed. 4 replies. Last post 12 years ago by THE BUG.

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LosingJeff's avatar - flower
Greenfield
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Posted: February 16, 2005, 2:16 pm - IP Logged

There is a place I know;

Where only the crooks can win the show;

We are humble, they are strong;

They've been scaming much too long;

If you buy one of their tickets;

You may as well stick it;

Their Computer will rule the day;

Your pocketbook will go away;

They know each number to pick;

Just right a check they'll make sure of it;

Fun is good, you know it well;

Until they cast their losing spell;

No winner here for a million years;

Our RNG just brings you tears!

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    Tennessee
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    Posted: February 16, 2005, 2:25 pm - IP Logged

    heres a story about a man named jeff             

    who was reduced to tears and wept

    because the indiana lottery

    is such a mockery

    make your selections now

    winning is like a flying cow

    it'll never happen in a million years

    when indiana has balls again we will cheer

    until then we are stuck with losing

    that lottery is worse than polluting

    lets vote it out

    on july 1st thats what its about!

      LosingJeff's avatar - flower
      Greenfield
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      Posted: February 16, 2005, 2:27 pm - IP Logged

      Hurrraaahhh!

        kbcherokee's avatar - buffalo2
        Virginia
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        Posted: February 16, 2005, 2:45 pm - IP Logged

        Sounds like the famous Generated QP to me...

        May the warm winds of heaven blow softly upon your house. May  the Great Spirit bless all who enter there. May your mocassins make happy tracks in many snows. And may the rainbow always touch your shoulder.

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          alabama
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          Posted: February 16, 2005, 3:53 pm - IP Logged

          sounds like the louisiana lottery too-computerized-cut off time 30 minutes before drawing-only takes ga 15 min to rig the game lol