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St. Paddy's Day Humor

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kbcherokee's avatar - buffalo2
United States
Member #1712
June 20, 2003
1549 Posts
Posted: March 15, 2005, 8:15 pm - IP Logged



-A little St. Patrick's Day Humor-

For the ones with a lil' Irish in them

Subject: Shamus

Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya".

"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?"

"That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda." There was an accident down at the Guinness Brewery..."

"Oh God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me."

"I must Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry."

Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"

"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a Vat of Guinness Stout and drowned."

"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?"

"Well Brenda... no. In fact, he got out three times to pee."




May the warm winds of heaven blow softly upon your house. May  the Great Spirit bless all who enter there. May your mocassins make happy tracks in many snows. And may the rainbow always touch your shoulder.

    Litebets27's avatar - power
    United States
    Member #10465
    January 14, 2005
    6065 Posts
    Posted: March 15, 2005, 8:17 pm - IP Logged


       Good one Chief


      GoArmy's avatar - redcross
      Waukegan, IL
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      October 22, 2004
      753 Posts
      Posted: March 16, 2005, 12:31 am - IP Logged