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The blonde joke to end all blonde jokes

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Posted: August 4, 2006, 1:31 am - IP Logged

Not lotto, but this is just too good, here goes:

 

FINALLY...THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red
sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a
blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug
through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
"What does it look like?" she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, It's square and it has your picture on it."
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it
and handed it to the policewoman.
"Here it is," she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back
saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.

    justxploring's avatar - villiarna
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    Posted: August 4, 2006, 1:40 am - IP Logged

    Doesn't say too much about a cop either!  LOL

     

    If I get stopped, I'll have to try that one.Green laugh

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      Posted: August 4, 2006, 2:18 am - IP Logged

       justxploring! I was hoping you'd see this and you're the first reply!

      That's a 43,000 to one shot!

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        Posted: August 4, 2006, 5:47 am - IP Logged

        Green laughlove it..


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          Posted: August 4, 2006, 9:00 am - IP Logged

          Did you hear about the bus load of blondes who were on their way to Disneyland?

          They saw a sign on the highway that said " Disneyland Left", so they turned around and went home....