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Posted: August 4, 2006, 5:08 pm - IP Logged

An elderly man is in the courtroom and approaches the judge. 

The judge asks the man what is your crime.

The elderly man says to the judge "I was caught shoplifting a can of pears"

The judge asked the elderly man "How many slices where in the can of pears"

The elderly man said "Six slices"

The judge tells the elderly man "For every slice in the can you will serve 1 year in jail"

A lady in the back of the courtroom gets up.  The judge asks the lady "Who are you??"

The lady said that she was the wife.

The judge asked if she had something to say in his defense.

The lady said "Yes your honor"  

"He also took a can of peas"

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    Posted: August 4, 2006, 5:19 pm - IP Logged

    lol, i really liked that one, never heard that one be4! Cheers

    "The happiest moment of your life will be the moment it ends...thats because it doesn't end but goes on in ways so magnificent, so full of peace - wisdom - and joy, as to make it difficult to describe  and impossible for you to comprehend"

    God

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      Posted: August 4, 2006, 6:39 pm - IP Logged

      HA!  That was funny.  Jester

      Posted 4/6:  IL Pick 3 midday and evening until they hit:  555, 347 (str8).



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        Posted: August 4, 2006, 6:49 pm - IP Logged

        A lady in the back of the courtroom gets up.  The judge asks the lady "Who are you??"

        The lady said that she was the wife.

        The judge asked if she had something to say in his defense.

        The lady said "Yes your honor"  

        "He also took a bag of rice."

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          Posted: August 4, 2006, 7:40 pm - IP Logged

          saw a funny card today

          what does an older woman have that a younger woman does not have??

                       her bellybutton between her breasts.

                        LOL

          love to nibble those micey feet.

           

                                       

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            Posted: August 4, 2006, 8:28 pm - IP Logged

            saw a funny card today

            what does an older woman have that a younger woman does not have??

                         her bellybutton between her breasts.

                          LOL

            LOL......good one.  I have a similar one regarding older and younger men, but it's not fit to print here.

            Posted 4/6:  IL Pick 3 midday and evening until they hit:  555, 347 (str8).


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              Posted: August 4, 2006, 11:55 pm - IP Logged

              saw a funny card today

              what does an older woman have that a younger woman does not have??

                           her bellybutton between her breasts.

                            LOL

              Or a goatee