|Posted: August 4, 2006, 5:08 pm - IP Logged|
An elderly man is in the courtroom and approaches the judge.
The judge asks the man what is your crime.
The elderly man says to the judge "I was caught shoplifting a can of pears"
The judge asked the elderly man "How many slices where in the can of pears"
The elderly man said "Six slices"
The judge tells the elderly man "For every slice in the can you will serve 1 year in jail"
A lady in the back of the courtroom gets up. The judge asks the lady "Who are you??"
The lady said that she was the wife.
The judge asked if she had something to say in his defense.
The lady said "Yes your honor"
"He also took a can of peas"