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Posted: October 8, 2006, 11:50 pm - IP Logged

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking." Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?" "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone." "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking.

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    Posted: October 9, 2006, 12:38 am - IP Logged

    Little Johnny, gotta love him. LOL

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      Posted: October 9, 2006, 1:45 am - IP Logged

      A+ on that joke..lol

      "Attention all Mathematicians: Check your degree at the door because when it comes to whole numbers you are the Amateur"

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        Posted: October 9, 2006, 9:36 am - IP Logged

        Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. 

        After the sixth one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you.

        It will give you acne, rot your teeth, make you fat."Little Johnny replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."

        The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"

        Little Johnny answered, "No, he minded his own business!"

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